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  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 January 1997 (18 years)
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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.

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Today, my mother decided to tell me about how my twin brother almost killed me in the womb when his cord wrapped around my neck. When she left the room, he said, "You won't be so lucky next time." FML


I agree, your life sucks (45298) - you deserved it (4511)

On 03/08/2014 at 6:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, while having a sneak through my brother's browser, I found a bookmark for a Google Docs file. It was a short story involving him horrifically killing our entire family. It ended with the words: "And that is what happens when people don't respect the author's privacy." FML


I agree, your life sucks (26739) - you deserved it (58799)

On 02/27/2014 at 4:46pm - misc - by well SHIT (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on a blind date. At the end of the night, I told him I had a surprisingly great time. He replied, "Yeah, that was fun. You're really funny and smart. If you were pretty, I'd totally go out with you again." FML


I agree, your life sucks (57599) - you deserved it (5112)

On 02/18/2014 at 12:45am - love - by fiercehawk (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was at work at the airport. I got called up to a plane's cargo hold, and thought I'd finally learn how to use the loader. Turns out they just needed me to weigh something down, effectively making me ballast. Then my boss told me to get the hell off, after which I hit my head hard climbing out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36186) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/17/2014 at 12:36pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home from a night out with the lads. My girlfriend refused to make love to me, saying my sperm were drunk and would raise hell in her uterus. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48079) - you deserved it (15592) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 02/09/2014 at 10:39pm - intimacy - by vegas-81 - France

Today, I had to explain to my husband why saving the condom from the first time we had sex is not romantic. FML


I agree, your life sucks (56548) - you deserved it (6420)

On 02/08/2014 at 7:42pm - intimacy - by O_o - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend and I were quite drunk while we were fooling around on the couch, when I decided I wanted to lose my virginity to her. I was two thrusts in when she burst out laughing. Looking down, I realized I was between her cheeks and the couch cushion. I lost my virginity to her couch. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57113) - you deserved it (20218)

On 02/07/2014 at 9:18am - intimacy - by Unknown - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was helping my elderly neighbor carry her groceries into her kitchen. When I finished, she sighed and said, "You're such a sweet girl. It's just a shame about your face." FML


I agree, your life sucks (49579) - you deserved it (3832)

On 01/26/2014 at 8:08am - misc - by neighbor - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51816) - you deserved it (18467)

On 01/06/2014 at 6:00pm - animals - by Z3R0G5 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, a man started a deep conversation with me at the bus stop about life, death, and the miracles of things we take for granted every day. I was really enjoying it until he looked at his watch and said, "Oh shit, mushrooms make me lose track of time!" and ran off into the night. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41783) - you deserved it (4675)

On 12/20/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by whatjusthappened (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to go tree shopping with my dad and some of his work buddies. It hit its lowest point when one loudly told us about a crap handjob he got recently. "I mean yeah, choke the cock," he said, "but don't choke it to DEATH, nam'sayin'?" I'd never wanted to just drop dead more. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37604) - you deserved it (3291)

On 12/15/2013 at 12:18pm - misc - by ANONYMOUS -_- (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I dyed my hair. And my forehead. And my ears. And my arms. And my hands. FML

Today, concerned about my daughter's recent behavior, I looked through her web browser history. I found web searches for information on how to make a bomb to blow up a "horse". I'm not sure if she's illiterate, but either way it seems I need to get her some help. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41856) - you deserved it (4084)

On 12/01/2013 at 4:43pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online for two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (46584) - you deserved it (5672)

On 11/28/2013 at 11:34am - love - by heightdifference (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw my long-distance boyfriend for the first time in 8 months. He dumped me on the spot because I was "uglier" than he remembered. FML


I agree, your life sucks (62466) - you deserved it (9219)

On 11/27/2013 at 11:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

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