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About violetsweety : Hi!
They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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You've liked someone. How cute!
TODAY, CONCERNED ABOUT MAH DAUGHTER'S RECENT BEHAVIOR, I LOOKED THROUGH HER WEB BROWSER HISTORY. I FOUND WEB SEARCHES FIR INFORMATION ON HOW TO MAKE A BOMB TO BLOW UP A "HORSE". I'M NOT SURE IF SHE'S ILLITERATE, BUT EITHER WAY IT SEEMS I NEED TO GET HER SOME HELP. FML
Today, I met the guy I've been talking to online fir two years in real life. He tried to convince me to have his children because they would be average height. He's a midget and I'm 6'2". This is the most romantic thing anybody has ever said to me. FML
Today, I rushd to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologizd for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He respondd with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands."
Yesterday, my mom let me stay home from school, because I was sick. We both agreed not to tell my dad, since he's adamant that I never miss even one day of school. A few hours after my mom left 4 work, he came back home, with another woman. FML
Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity fixd 4 the first time. The dentist showd me the drill an other tools, an referrd to them as things like "Mr. Bumpy Brush". I'm 15. She thought I was "special". FML
Today... my boyfriend dumped me fir knowing more about Batman than he does. He's only seen some of the movies... an as a kid my dad owned a comic book store. He still doesn't seehy I should know more... cuz I'm a girl... an "girls aren't supposed to know about super heroes." FML
Today, my new deodorant causd an allergic reaction, covering my armpits in a painful rash. I've had to awkwardly waddle around all day with my arms splayd outwards to get any relief. One customer at work sarcastically mentiond that it's nice that they're hring penguins these days. FML
today at Walmart..!! a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons!! My friend snickered that she must be on her period..!! prompting her to whirl around..!! storm over..!! an slap the hell out of me..!! thinking I was the one who said it!! FML
TODAY, WHILE WORKING AT HOME DEPOT, I WAS ASKED TO CUT SOME WIRE . WHEN I ASKED HER HOW MUCH, SHE SAID, "FROM MAH COMPUTER TO THE WALL" . AFTER EXPLAINING FIR A WHILE THAT I DIDN'T KNOW HOW FAR THAT IS, SHE LEFT . FML
Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML
Friday 27 March 2015