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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
violetsweety's favorite FMLs
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first handjob. I was nervous, so when she went to do it, I panicked and yelled, "Firmly grasp it!" She then couldn't stop laughing because it was a line from SpongeBob. FML
by con135 / 01/12/2015 at 8:16pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
by anonymous / 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML
by Anonymous / 11/22/2014 at 10:34am / United States (Maine) / Kids
by liishax3 / 11/22/2014 at 2:22am / United States (California) / Animals
Today, at the gym, some muscle head idiot started yelling at the treadmill for not going fast enough, and I muttered "roid rage". Apparently said roids give him superhuman hearing, because he heard me from the other side of the room, and threatened to kill me. FML
by juggalomurderer59 / 11/12/2014 at 11:00am / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I witnessed some greasy twat trying to chat a girl up by negging her, which is basically insulting a woman to lower her self-esteem so she's more likely to put out. "Goddamn negger", I muttered. "The fuck did you just say?!" yelled a black guy standing beside me. FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2014 at 4:38pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Ryuun12 / 10/02/2014 at 11:20pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/26/2014 at 5:07pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by Wingman527 / 09/15/2014 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/14/2014 at 12:38pm / Ghana (Greater Accra) / Animals
by the3goatlady / 09/01/2014 at 12:22pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Animals
by anon / 08/31/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
Today, I saw a customer wandering around, looking confused. I went over and kindly asked if I could help him find anything. He said no, but that he'd help me find the teeth he'd knock out of my mouth if I didn't get lost. FML
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 11:14am / United States (Oregon) / Work