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by christinaannxo / 01/08/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML
by loko0909 / 01/03/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
by fmltom / 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by WeightonmyShoulders / 12/11/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
Today, while bench pressing at the gym, I noticed my spotter had spit hanging from his mouth right above me. When I tried to warn him about it, he ignored me and told me to finish the set. When the drool fell in my mouth, I was startled and dropped the 175 weights and bar on my chest. FML
by Me / 11/19/2015 at 5:00pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML
by Anonymous / 11/19/2015 at 4:46am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, my girlfriend cornered me and asked if I'm gay. I said no and asked why she even had any doubts. Apparently me being depressed and crying over my grandmother's death is "faggish" and means I want to have sex with men. Who knew? FML
by Anonymous / 11/18/2015 at 8:47am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by 4lphab3t4 / 11/12/2015 at 8:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Health
by Anonymous / 11/12/2015 at 4:57am / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up at 7, got to college by 7:40 to receive an email that my 8:00 a.m. class got cancelled. I stayed there until 12:00 p.m. for my second class, to then find out that the cancelled class was the one at 12:00, not 8:00. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2015 at 6:03am / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
Today, I woke up to the sound of footsteps outside my room. I investigated but found nothing. As I went back to my room, I heard a sort of giggling from inside. I was so scared, I grabbed my car keys, got the fuck out of there, and drove to my girlfriend's house in my pajamas. FML
by Anonymous / 10/28/2015 at 11:09am / United States / Miscellaneous
by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous