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They say I'm cocky, just because I think I am hot. But I think everybody is hot also.
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violetsweety's favorite FMLs
by titmeister / 06/28/2016 at 12:30pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
Today, I moved three hours away from my boyfriend for college. Even though he got accepted to the same school and had a job lined up in town, he decided not to come with me because the Internet at our apartment wasn't going to be fast enough for his gaming. FML
by GoAggies / 06/21/2016 at 1:11pm / United States (Utah) / Geek
Today, after a lifetime of being single, my parents finally found me a nice, intelligent, pretty girl. I was really excited, until she backed out on me when she found out our star signs don't match. FML
by mrtoolate / 06/19/2016 at 4:58am / India (Maharashtra) / Love
Today, a man kept talking and laughing like an idiot all through the movie I was watching. I thought he was high, so I called him a moron and told him to shut the hell up. It turned out he wasn't high. He was just "special". FML
by soembarassed / 03/18/2016 at 2:26pm / Vietnam (Ho Chi Minh) / Miscellaneous
Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2016 at 11:00am / United States (Illinois) / Transportation
by swag papi / 01/22/2016 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Animals
Today, while I was working replacing a windshield, some jerk off hit my truck. A truck carrying 2 grand in glass. Including the windshield I was about to install. The driver gets out and says, "Sorry man, I had to text my girlfriend." FML
by automotive glass tech / 01/21/2016 at 1:09pm / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/15/2016 at 12:47pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by christinaannxo / 01/08/2016 at 3:06am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
Today, my ex-boyfriend admitted the reason he broke up with me was because he cheated and felt awful about it. The girl is now pregnant, but he swears it isn't his. Guess we'll find out in a few months if my daughter has a sibling. FML
by loko0909 / 01/03/2016 at 11:57pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/02/2016 at 5:31pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my coworker, who has a tendency to overshare, decided to tell me she has chlamydia. I threw my hands in the air and said, "Stop. I don't wanna know." A customer heard this exchange and we were both written up. FML
by fmltom / 12/15/2015 at 9:21pm / United States (Nevada) / Work
by WeightonmyShoulders / 12/11/2015 at 4:10pm / United States (New York) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/23/2015 at 9:19am / Australia (Western Australia) / Intimacy
- Today, during my first man-to-man conversation with my girlfriend's father, he decided to mention… Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found… Today, I returned a rental car and almost got charged extra for the "funky and rotten" smell in the…