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Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15999) - you deserved it (70464)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (501123) - you deserved it (34098)

On 03/15/2009 at 2:29pm - love - by thankskimi (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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