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Today, my little sister decided to color-in my favorite black-and-white comic book. It was worth over $200. When I told my mother, she said, "Oh that old thing? I thought it was a stupid coloring book you were too stupid to color." FML
by NoColor / 10/29/2014 at 9:09am / United States (California) / Kids
by Discipl / 10/27/2014 at 11:00pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
Today, I stumbled across one of my son's English assignments. Apparently, he decided to submit a haiku about how electrical outlets are technically "whores" because they hook up with countless cords for a "charge." I don't know whether to be amused or furious. FML
by MySonThePoet / 10/26/2014 at 10:42pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by mr_cheese / 10/22/2014 at 4:24pm / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I fell asleep on the couch. My parents didn't wake me up, went to bed and set our burglar alarm. If I trip a motion sensor, a siren will go off. The motion sensor in my living room is pointed directly at me and I have to pee. It's been 2 hours. FML
by anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 10:11pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 10/21/2014 at 11:37am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/30/2014 at 2:48pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I was sitting on a bench at the local park, eating a banana. A guy old enough to be my grandfather walked by, turned to look at me, then said "Young man, I wish I were that banana." He walked away, and I almost blacked out choking on it in shock. FML
by Operation Yewtree here I come / 09/26/2014 at 4:40pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Miscellaneous
by dicksonthebrain / 09/26/2014 at 9:03am / United Kingdom / Work
by nocat6 / 09/14/2014 at 11:07pm / United States (Michigan) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/04/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Michigan) / Animals
by ihatejasonderulo / 09/02/2014 at 11:32am / United Kingdom (Hounslow) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2014 at 7:11pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by cat lady / 08/30/2014 at 7:56am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
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