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  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 July 1986 (29 years)
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About villarreal08 : Spend most of my time kickin back & enjoying life.

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Today, I saw a homeless man on the corner, I thought I would be generous and give him some cash. I rolled down my window and waved my hand for him to come over. As he was walking over, he was struck by another car. FML

#14228543
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44677) - you deserved it (5697)

On 12/16/2010 at 9:23pm - misc - by carson28 - United States (California)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40740) - you deserved it (9609)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my son told his teacher that she "has a nice rack." He's four. FML

#14079841
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28421) - you deserved it (10502)

On 12/04/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Singapore



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