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About vikky538 : hey..you probably saw my comments on fmls and trying to figure out what kind of person I am. Me categorized under the ppl who read and enjoy FMLs and comment often.not sure about your caregory !! lol...if you want to know about me.. workout, office work having fun with friends and colleagues...
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Why am I up so early?
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Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML
Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML
Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML
Monday 18 August 2014