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vikky538

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vikky538

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 419
  • Number of comments : 415
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About vikky538 : hey..you probably saw my comments on fmls and trying to figure out what kind of person I am. Me categorized under the ppl who read and enjoy FMLs and comment often.not sure about your caregory !! lol...if you want to know about me.. well workout is my new passion...working is my life
passion ...pm me if you want to know more ..

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vikky538's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37777) - you deserved it (6335)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41353) - you deserved it (5750)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39245) - you deserved it (5261)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43795) - you deserved it (3987)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46273) - you deserved it (5299)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

#21184110
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44945) - you deserved it (3480)

On 06/22/2014 at 11:10am - misc - by paywithpoop - United States

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61561) - you deserved it (5419)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

#21128713
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36082) - you deserved it (3966)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

#21084790
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42076) - you deserved it (4827)

On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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