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vikky538

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1985 (29 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1260
  • Number of comments : 1384
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About vikky538 : hey..you probably saw my comments on fmls and trying to figure out what kind of a person I am. simple, outgoing,on party mood ..love to do wild adventures...if you want to know more.. just pm me ..I love to meet people..

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vikky538's favorite FMLs

Today, after coming home from a two week vacation, my dog was pink, there were beer bottles and used condoms on my bed, and everything was a mess. I asked my sister, who'd been watching over the place, what had happened. She just said "Oops." and hung up. FML

#21246633
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38163) - you deserved it (3576)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:52pm - misc - by nayahbear24 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I won a big raffle. However, my name is so ridiculous-sounding that they thought someone was playing a prank, and pulled a different ticket. I was too embarrassed to say anything. FML

#21227005
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39902) - you deserved it (11227)

On 08/01/2014 at 7:10pm - misc - by infortunatename - United States (California)

Today, my son said his first word. Unfortunately, that word was "cock." I've tried convincing myself that he's trying to say "clock" but I just can't do it. FML

#21225778
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40194) - you deserved it (7206)

On 07/31/2014 at 12:24pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was pulled over for distracted driving. I'd been eating a donut. Let's just say the officer didn't appreciate being offered one. FML

#21223797
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40577) - you deserved it (14498)

On 07/29/2014 at 2:20pm - misc - by fatty magoo - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend reckoned that he has a better sleep when he falls asleep with his hand on either my boobs or my ass. I kind of just laughed it off. I later discovered he's 100% correct when he put his hand on my butt, and not five minutes later was snoring. FML

#21217074
8 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40286) - you deserved it (6579)

On 07/22/2014 at 4:44am - love - by and the truth comes out (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went to my friend's house to give him some moral support as he came out of the closet to his family. I left with a black eye. FML

#21192141
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42784) - you deserved it (5926)

On 06/29/2014 at 1:04am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me of how I had really hurt his feelings. Apparently, not wanting to be sent a photo of his poop is hurtful. FML

#21188342
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41154) - you deserved it (5534)

On 06/25/2014 at 7:38pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, as a recruiter, I had an interview with a promising candidate for an open position at my company. The interview was going well until the candidate interrupted me halfway through to take a selfie. FML

#21187434
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45046) - you deserved it (4125)

On 06/25/2014 at 1:10am - work - by Sam - United States (California)

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

#21185679
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46680) - you deserved it (5327)

On 06/23/2014 at 7:13pm - kids - by Anon (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home and found that my home had been robbed. The worst part? One of the thieves took a dump in my toilet and didn't flush. It doesn't even look human. FML

#21184110
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45562) - you deserved it (3527)

On 06/22/2014 at 11:10am - misc - by paywithpoop - United States

Today, I got called "un-American" when I said I didn't care about Kim and Kayne's wedding. FML

#21154136
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63160) - you deserved it (5570)

On 05/28/2014 at 12:13am - misc - by Yeppets - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out the reason our toilet paper has been disappearing so fast recently isn't because my son is wanking like a gibbon as I first thought. He's just been using our shredder to make streamers out of the stuff, then hiding it all in a box in his closet. Fucking hell, son. FML

#21128713
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37208) - you deserved it (4092)

On 05/02/2014 at 10:04am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

#21084790
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42430) - you deserved it (4872)

On 03/12/2014 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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