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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 18 June 1991 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 472
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About victoriadalton : I enjoy crunchy peanut butter, spontaneous laughter and sleeping in.

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Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
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I agree, your life sucks (84409) - you deserved it (17622)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I told a girl I liked her. She replied, "Don't". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55460) - you deserved it (5200)

On 02/19/2009 at 2:08am - love - by grlks (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got talking to a really hot guy at a party. He told me that he was only here because he heard the host would sleep with anyone, and he and his buddies had a bet going. It was my party. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41300) - you deserved it (18306)

On 02/18/2009 at 9:15am - love - by Sandra (woman) - Ireland (Dublin)



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