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About vicspankstheham : I'm 19
Born in Texas
My favorite color is red
I like ducks
I suck at these things fuck me right ?
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Today, my rescue squad unit responded to a 911 call from a woman who felt she was going to pass out. We knocked on her locked door a couple times with no answer. Fearing she might be unconscious, I kicked in the door. She was about to open it and only passed out from the concussion I gave her. FML
Friday 24 July 2015