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About vicious_fashion : "Life unfolds only in moments; quality of life is determined by how you deal with your moments, not which moments happen and which do not"

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Today, after politely reminding my husband to turn the bathroom light off after he's done, he did so. While I was on the toilet. FML


Today, I went directly from the shopping mall to the hospital. My sister had slammed my hand in the car door, all because I considered purchasing a dress that looked like something she might buy for herself. FML


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On 08/12/2014 at 1:34am - health - by vicious_fashion (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML


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On 01/18/2014 at 3:33am - money - by unicorn_skies - United States (California)

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML


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On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, the doctor told my husband that he is infertile due to slow sperm. As if this is not upsetting enough, my husband blames it on me. According to him, his sperm doesn't get 'aroused' because I'm not sexy enough. FML


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On 07/24/2013 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Iamdisappointed (woman) - Sweden (Dalarnas Lan)

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML


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On 09/14/2012 at 10:50am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML


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On 05/08/2012 at 6:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boss overheard me singing, "I need a shit, I need a shit" on my way to the bathroom. FML


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On 04/26/2012 at 6:44am - work - by NoPrivacy (woman) - United States

Today, I spent three and a half hours creating a Wikipedia page for myself. Three minutes after publishing, it was deleted due to me being a "Non-notable person nobody's ever heard of." FML


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On 02/11/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by shredded - United Kingdom (Richmond upon Thames)

Today, after spotting my ex-boyfriend's truck in a desolate parking lot, I decided to "decorate" the muddy side of it with a rather large male appendage. After checking around me to make sure there were no witnesses, I got to work. I probably should have made sure he wasn't sitting in the truck. FML


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On 12/30/2010 at 7:07pm - love - by lululee53 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend of over a year looked at me and said, "Sometimes I just want to hit you." FML


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On 11/22/2010 at 2:52pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving to my company picnic with 85 lbs of meat in the back seat, and 1 gallon of homemade BBQ sauce and mustard in large pans riding shotgun. As I drove down a steep hill, the BBQ sauce pan slid forward, hit the glove box and exploded in my front seat. FML


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On 09/26/2010 at 8:50pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I got my new work schedule. I really need the hours. The boss says he can't give me more because the economy is bad. However, he did find enough hours to hire his son last week. This week? Most of my hours were erased and given to the new employee; his daughter. FML


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On 02/11/2010 at 12:03am - work - by suuuucks (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, a woman cursed me out, called me a perverted freak, and said I should be ashamed of myself because I had asked her "How much for one night?." She works in a toy shop, I was with my five year old daughter, and was pointing to the sign, "Rent A Helium Tank!" FML


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On 11/18/2009 at 2:52pm - kids - by whatthewhat - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML


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On 11/11/2009 at 11:13am - misc - by brokeasajoke (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

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