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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 May 1999 (15 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 282
  • Number of comments : 52
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

About vffjvsegb : Ally, taken, kik: short_blonde2233 message me for my snap chat.
I constantly have mud fights with friends, swim in the river, I'm the partier out of my siblings. I also love rap as well as country. I do dance and use to horseback ride until an injury. I'm 5' 2" and 110 lbs but i havent always been and I do have some self image issues so please don't hate. Message me if you want :). P.s if you're like a lot older than me you won't get a message back. Also, be respectful, seriously. I'm currently in a relationship working through some issues

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vffjvsegb's favorite FMLs

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

#20909921
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57064) - you deserved it (3372)

On 10/06/2013 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to my creepy new roommate licking my cheek. FML

#20909568
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45041) - you deserved it (3471)

On 10/06/2013 at 1:13pm - misc - by D: (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, my psycho ex-girlfriend, who's already made two threats against my life, informed me that she now has a concealed carry permit. FML

#20907451
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43063) - you deserved it (3180)

On 10/04/2013 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I started my new job. Only after I met my new boss did I realise I've met him before. He was at my friend's party last month, the only time in my life when I got so wasted that I danced on a table before puking on myself. He remembers me, too. FML

#20886598
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39875) - you deserved it (10652)

On 09/18/2013 at 2:31pm - work - by Anoymous (woman) - Slovakia (Bratislava)



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