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veryhighsleepygu

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1992 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 329
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About veryhighsleepygu : I'm me that's about all there is to it

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Visits<b>DocBastard</b> - the 06/28/2011 at 7:43am

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Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

by Username / 12/16/2011 at 1:31am / Canada (Ontario) / Health

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

by Anonymous / 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy