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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 28 November 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 256
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About veryhighsleepygu : I'm me that's about all there is to it

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Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8262) - you deserved it (29469)

On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I'd had it with my mom's addiction to weed, so I told her to choose between me or the weed. I'm currently looking on Craigslist for an apartment. FML

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On 12/15/2011 at 10:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31424) - you deserved it (90669)

On 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm - intimacy - by gir - United States (Tennessee)



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