Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?


Search for a member



  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 4073
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

This member hasn't filled in the description.

verrine's page activity

Visits<b>DeadxTime</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 5:06pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 2:00am<b>Tthug</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 6:40pm<b>legendairy3000</b> - the 04/22/2015 at 5:17pm<b>fmlnousername</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 11:18pm<b>xLIGHTS</b> - the 09/13/2014 at 12:17am<b>pizzaturtles</b> - the 02/28/2014 at 10:11pm<b>martinez121797</b> - the 03/12/2013 at 4:22pm<b>dav3800</b> - the 01/02/2013 at 12:06am<b>Freeze</b> - the 09/10/2011 at 11:09pm<b>whyXD</b> - the 05/23/2011 at 4:49pm<b>arsenic660</b> - the 08/06/2009 at 2:15am<b>LeedsFML</b> - the 07/09/2009 at 12:44pm<b>dieselwilkey</b> - the 06/19/2009 at 3:02pm<b>Mugen</b> - the 05/26/2009 at 6:11am<b>rukusrazor</b> - the 05/20/2009 at 10:15am<b>Nottooeffed</b> - the 04/11/2009 at 3:00am<b>racer</b> - the 04/10/2009 at 6:53pm

verrine's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

verrine's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47028) - you deserved it (28695)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML


I agree, your life sucks (54543) - you deserved it (17116)

On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (80579) - you deserved it (7637)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she asked me, "Does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (254703) - you deserved it (33945)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML


I agree, your life sucks (49007) - you deserved it (7521)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (54833) - you deserved it (22253)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)

C comme Line's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Céline's illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! It’s a day of national pride over near the FML offices. There's a time for everything, and even if the desire to piss about to release the tension is huge, we mustn’t forget that we can…

Friday 27 November 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: