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2day I Woke Up With Really Dry, Chappd Lips. Still In Bd, Without My Glasse On, I Sleepily Reachd Down Into My Purse For Some Chapstick And Applid It. Upon Awakening Later I Realizd I Had Mistaken A Mini Sharpie Permanent Marker For Chapstick. I Have A Job Interview Today. FML
Today, I was going on oliday . As I was cecking in ma bags, I said to te really cute steward, ( I tink I'm overweigt . ) He told me about discounts fir customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about ma suitcase being overweigt . FML
Today , mah boyfriend and I were choosing animal that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked himhy , he said it was because of mah stretchmarks.
Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML
TODAY, I CALLED THE FLORIST AND ORDERED A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 4 MAH GRANDMA,HO I WAS TOLD WAS SICK . I SAID I DIDN'T KNOWHAT TO GET HER, SO JUST TO SEND HER SOMETHING NICE . I GOT A CALL FROM MAH MOM CALLING ME AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD . THEY SENT MAH GRANDMA FORGET-ME-NOTS . SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS . FML
Friday 27 March 2015