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  • Town/Country : Manchester, UK
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 3757
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I woke up with really dry, chapped lips. Still in bed, without my glasses on, I sleepily reached down into my purse for some chapstick and applied it. Upon awakening later I realized I had mistaken a mini Sharpie permanent marker for chapstick. I have a job interview today. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37261) - you deserved it (20037)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He told me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43340) - you deserved it (11340)

On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML

#505547 (375)

I agree, your life sucks (275809) - you deserved it (25324)

On 03/21/2009 at 3:15am - intimacy - by jilted (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend and I were choosing animals that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked him why, he said it was because of my stretchmarks. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64747) - you deserved it (5574)

On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to my mom. During the conversation she randomly asked me "does he take his leg off when you guys are having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked "does he beat you with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

#209116 (315)

I agree, your life sucks (157699) - you deserved it (19670)

On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I called the florist and ordered a flower arrangement for my grandma, who I was told was sick. I said I didn't know what to get her, so just to send her something nice. I got a call from my mom calling me an inconsiderate bastard. They sent my grandma forget-me-nots. She has Alzheimers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36424) - you deserved it (5667)

On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

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On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)



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