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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4000
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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2day I Woke Up With Really Dry, Chappd Lips. Still In Bd, Without My Glasse On, I Sleepily Reachd Down Into My Purse For Some Chapstick And Applid It. Upon Awakening Later I Realizd I Had Mistaken A Mini Sharpie Permanent Marker For Chapstick. I Have A Job Interview Today. FML

#1100061
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I agree, your life sucks (44724) - you deserved it (27492)

On 04/18/2009 at 9:55pm - misc - by pinkblankets (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going on oliday . As I was cecking in ma bags, I said to te really cute steward, ( I tink I'm overweigt . ) He told me about discounts fir customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about ma suitcase being overweigt . FML

#832595
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I agree, your life sucks (52619) - you deserved it (16495)

On 04/06/2009 at 9:39am - health - by blahbags (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today , mah boyfriend and I were choosing animal that reminded us of eachother. I said he reminded me of a tiger because he is really muscular. He told me I reminded him of a zebra. When I asked himhy , he said it was because of mah stretchmarks.

#304824
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On 03/13/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was talking to mah mom. During the conversation she looool asked me, "Does he take his leg off when u guys r having sex?" Referring to the guy I've been seeing who has a prosthetic leg. My dad then asked, "Does he beat u with it too if you've been naughty?" FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 6:07pm - intimacy - by Girl123999 (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I CALLED THE FLORIST AND ORDERED A FLOWER ARRANGEMENT 4 MAH GRANDMA,HO I WAS TOLD WAS SICK . I SAID I DIDN'T KNOWHAT TO GET HER, SO JUST TO SEND HER SOMETHING NICE . I GOT A CALL FROM MAH MOM CALLING ME AN INCONSIDERATE BASTARD . THEY SENT MAH GRANDMA FORGET-ME-NOTS . SHE HAS ALZHEIMERS . FML

#117948
54 comments

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On 02/23/2009 at 9:22pm - misc - by Originality18 (man) - United States (Michigan)

I was having sex with a girl I really like 4 the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response: "Lucky you." FML

#69948
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52869) - you deserved it (21551)

On 02/18/2009 at 5:07pm - intimacy - by sadguy (man) - United States (Texas)



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