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Today, after a year together, my boyfriend admitted to me that in bed I had as much an effect on him as a crossword puzzle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23312) - you deserved it (3409)

On 11/21/2008 at 5:06am - love - by Mary - Sent from mobile version

Today, I get to see my boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave my pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After my little striptease, he gasped in admiration "Aaaw, Batman sign!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (23089) - you deserved it (10429)

On 11/20/2008 at 7:55am - love - by batgirl - Sent from mobile version

Today, as I do every morning, I woke up and gave my dog, who sleeps next to me, a kiss on the nose. Except that this morning he had been sleeping the other way round. I kissed him on the arse. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21944) - you deserved it (21132)

On 11/18/2008 at 1:42am - animals - by AgathedeBlouse - Sent from mobile version

Today, to my delight I discover that there is security camera in the storage room at my work. The same room where, two days ago I masturbated. FML


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On 11/10/2008 at 4:11am - work - by tadam - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML


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On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, I was lying on the bed with my boyfriend. We were watching his cell phone when an automatic reminder message came on the screen: "Do not forget to tell a lie to babe about going out this Friday". FML


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On 10/13/2008 at 4:23am - love - by Sarah91 -

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