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Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML
Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML
TODAY, WHILE SKIING, I REALLY NEEDED TO PEE . THE INSTRUCTOR POINTED ME TOWARD SOME BUSHES . I SLID OVER TO THEM, AN PULLED MY PANTIE DOWN . MY SKIS THEN STARTED SLIDING BACK DOWN THE SLOPE . I ENDED UP GLIDING THROUGH THE BUSHES, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE REST OF THE GROUP . FML
Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!
Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML
Today, while sleeping over at mah girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back an once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light cummed on an at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. mega FML
TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"
Today, after a heatd debate with my friend onhether blondes are naturally stupid, I convincd her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and pourd myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I puttd it in the cupboard. big fat FML
Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML
Friday 27 March 2015