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Today , I found out that as a suparvisor , if u raprimand a famala workar and and tha convarsation with "Now gat back to making sandwichas." your boss will considar it saxism and suspand you. I work at Subway. FML

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91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50438) - you deserved it (7840)

On 06/10/2011 at 1:01am - work - by MakeMeASandwich (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , I noticed mah hidden porn folder on mah laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with mah teenage daughter , and no one else. FML

#16383481
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15383) - you deserved it (57140)

On 05/28/2011 at 5:24am - intimacy - by redhanded (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today.. . I woka up to a mosquito faading on my morning wood; probably looool ta only ting tat will avar suck my panis . FML

#16277810
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60868) - you deserved it (10462)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:07am - intimacy - by no one - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, WHILE I WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN TO FRIEND HOW SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY DOESN'T MAKE U STUPID, I FORGOT WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT MID-SENTENCE . FML

#16077554
481 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14278) - you deserved it (84415)

On 05/07/2011 at 11:29am - misc - by BCBUDDY - United States (Florida)

Today, I discovered that the demonic voice that made me nearly piss myself all night, was mah sister's Furby she stuck in the closet. FML

#15219004
203 comments

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On 03/06/2011 at 2:38pm - misc - by Spooked (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today , I was answering a text from one of my student asking me if they could re-take a test. I thought I'd texted back "No , you can't." Auto correct had looool used a more frequently used word: "No , you cunt." FML

#15184059
239 comments

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On 03/03/2011 at 6:22am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, WHILE SKIING, I REALLY NEEDED TO PEE . THE INSTRUCTOR POINTED ME TOWARD SOME BUSHES . I SLID OVER TO THEM, AN PULLED MY PANTIE DOWN . MY SKIS THEN STARTED SLIDING BACK DOWN THE SLOPE . I ENDED UP GLIDING THROUGH THE BUSHES, ALL THE WAY DOWN TO THE REST OF THE GROUP . FML

#14670797
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29185) - you deserved it (7648) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/22/2011 at 3:49am - misc - by sandra22 - Sent from mobile version

today at the supermarket, mah mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26915) - you deserved it (3870) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

today I was getting it on with mah boyfriend. I started to come screaming "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" Tohich he added "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30904) - you deserved it (19971) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife orderd a Sundae!! I gave the guy his sundae and realizd I'd forgotten something!! I said, ( One second sir!! Let me grab yur nuts!! ) I realizd wat I said when his wife gave me the death glare!!

#14169295
129 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 7:06pm - work - by stifledbyyou (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

#14120118
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12410) - you deserved it (81899)

On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, while sleeping over at mah girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back an once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light cummed on an at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. mega FML

#14007811
86 comments

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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

TODAY, I TOOK MY TWO-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER SWIMMING. WHILE SITTING IN THE HOT TUB, MY DAUGHTER POINTED TO THE ELDERLY MAN SITTING ACROSS FROM US AND MUMBLED SOMETHING. I COULDN'T UNDERSTAND HER, SO I ASKED HER TO REPEAT IT. AFTER TWO MORE ATTEMPTS, SHE SHOUTED, "MOM! HE HAS BIG BOOBS!"

#13912441
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23906) - you deserved it (6604)

On 11/20/2010 at 2:07pm - kids - by Lexi - Canada

Today, after a heatd debate with my friend onhether blondes are naturally stupid, I convincd her that I'm actually quite intelligent, and pourd myself a glass of juice in victory. After finishing the glass, instead of returning the bottle back to the refrigerator, I puttd it in the cupboard. big fat FML

#13551763
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7965) - you deserved it (36831)

On 10/22/2010 at 4:37pm - misc - by Blondie (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was walking outsidehen I saw my best friend about 100 meters away. I began running towards her, arms flailing, screaming out a tribal battle cry. It wasn't until I was nearly on top of her that I realised it was someone else. FML

#13088642
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10329) - you deserved it (33013)

On 09/17/2010 at 4:33pm - misc - by ellinor (woman) - Sweden (Jonkopings Lan)



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