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Today, my 8-year-old sister matter-of-factly said that she's going to get married before me if I don't stop wearing track pants. FML


I agree, your life sucks (16559) - you deserved it (29568)

On 01/16/2013 at 1:28pm - misc - by Kendra_Nine (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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