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Today, I tried to explain to my daughter why she couldn’t have a sleepover with her boyfriend yet !! She said, ( If your looool so worried about me having sex, then you failed as a father cuz I've already banged four guys !! ) FML

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On 08/01/2012 at 12:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today , I went to see a movie with mah grlfriend an a few others . Mid-way through , I noticed mah grlfriend giving a hand-job to mah best friend . I couldn't believe mah eyes , an I confronted them . He claimed he had been asleep , she claimed she was mopping up a spill , an I'm now single again . FML

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On 06/14/2012 at 6:51pm - intimacy - by aranya (man) - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML

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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)

YESTERDAY... I AD TO EXPLAIN TO MY FRIEND TAT TE WORLD DID NOT USD TO BE BLACK AN WITE. IT WAS JUST TE PICTURE TAT WERE. SE STILL DOESN'T BELIEVE ME. SE'S EIGTEEN. FML

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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)

Today, te guy at Subway askd if I wantd to make ma sandwic a footlong. I'm not sure wat came over me, but before I realizd wat I was saying, I'd told im tat I couldn't andle 12 inces. big fat FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm - misc - by Username - United States (New York)

Today... two Jehovah's looool Witnesse rang my doorbell for the 10th time. This time they asked me whether I knew Faith's greatest enemy. I replied... ( Basic reasoning? ) A copy of The Watchtower can really hurt when it hits u in the eye. FML

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On 08/14/2011 at 7:20am - misc - by Goaway (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , mah wife actually had the balls to tell me that we can't have sex fir the rest of her nine month pregnancy , because according to her , "I don't want twins." FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

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On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today... I Came Home And Saw On Our Fridge... "Please Don't Drink Anymore... I Really Worry About Yur Health" Written By Mah 7-year-old Daughter. I Figured She Wouldn't Ever Fine Out... So I Opened The Fridge. But I Found Another Note On A Can That Said "So Your Going To Drink Anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

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On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)



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