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  • Birth Date : Monday 10 February 1992 (23 years)
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About vegasteen_92 : I'm 21 years old. Happily married to my best friend an have a beautiful daughter born in June 2012. I love reading fmls on my free time. Everyone is welcome to message to talk and what not. Have a nice day. :)

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Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML


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On 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I crawled into bed with my boyfriend. He was snoring loudly which is how I knew he was passed out cold. Once I was under the blanket next to him, he slowly turned over, stared me straight in the face and said, "I have to kill you". Then started snoring again. FML

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