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vegasked

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 February 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 454
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About vegasked : single, atheist, goofy, and nice so feel free to message me on kik. :)

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Today, my husband wanted me to take a sleeping pill before having sex with me. Apparently I'm better in bed while half-asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38665) - you deserved it (4973)

On 08/15/2014 at 11:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - China (Shanghai)

Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35162) - you deserved it (5554)

On 10/31/2013 at 12:58pm - work - by "ironyyyyyyy" -_- (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, a customer called me "chink eyes", "dog eater", "bloody Chinese communist" and "ching chong." I'm black. FML

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On 10/13/2013 at 9:14pm - work - by mustabeendrugs (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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