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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 March 1993 (21 years)
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About vegasked : single, atheist, goofy, and nice so feel free to message me on kik. :)

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Today, I gave a short presentation at a neighborhood watch event to raise awareness of pickpocketing and to give tips on how to avoid becoming a victim of it. After I got back home, I realized my wallet was missing from my pocket. FML


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