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veganphotog
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1989 (22 years)
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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411 (425)

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (55178)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

#2929872 (257)

I agree, your life sucks (40160) - you deserved it (14644)

On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681 (380)

I agree, your life sucks (36222) - you deserved it (87896)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

#2264507 (410)

I agree, your life sucks (28970) - you deserved it (40097)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (72661) - you deserved it (13854)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523 (68)

I agree, your life sucks (4987) - you deserved it (17014)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version