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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1989 (26 years)
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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

#2955411
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31758) - you deserved it (77383)

On 06/16/2009 at 9:44pm - intimacy - by MisterSeth (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

#2929872
250 comments

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On 06/16/2009 at 12:38am - misc - by kjmsit (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I noticed I have to lift up my fat to see my penis. FML

#2681681
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49218) - you deserved it (130947)

On 06/07/2009 at 2:02am - love - by dawg3360 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was feeling really down. So I texted my boyfriend and asked him to tell me why he loves me, thinking he would cheer me up. His response? "Don't bug me with this stupid shit anymore. You always ask such dumb questions." FML

#2264507
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38734) - you deserved it (57268)

On 05/25/2009 at 1:39am - love - by downer (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was doing a strip tease for my husband. He asked me to stop. FML

#84789
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (90075) - you deserved it (18891)

On 02/20/2009 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
66 comments

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