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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Today, I was told by mah boyfriend's parents to never come back to his house again, and was given a lecture about rule breaking. Apparently, curfew is midnight, and he isn't allowd to have girls over. This didn't sound so unreasonable until I rememberd that we're both almost 30. real FML
YESTERDAY I CAME HOME FROM A CRAZY COSTUME PARTY AN TOOK A HOT SHOWER. WHEN I OPENED EYES AN SAW THE WATER RUNNING FROM HEAD WAS BLOODY, I FREAKED OUT AN CALLED FRIEND FOR HELP. SHE HAD TO REMIND ME THAT FOR THE PARTY, I'D COLOURED HAIR RED WITH WASHABLE HAIR DYE. FML
Today, after 4 yeres of nicely asking, I wrote an official memo to our logistics department, asking for new cairs for ma subordinates. Te logistics people came and concluded tat tere r more broken cairs tan good ones, but suggested tat peraps we sould all go on a diet. FML
Today, while cleaning mah son's room, I found an envelope labelled ( PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL ) under his bed. I opened it, only to fine it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said ( HAH! Serve you right! ) an went to his room smrking. FML
2day I found out y I recieve random drug tests at work. The safety department was specifically told by my boss to check up on me because I always seem way too cheerful to not be high. I've passed every single test. FML
Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML
Friday 27 March 2015