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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 March 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 994
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vballchick101 : I love to smile(:
99% of the time I'm either smiling or laughing. The other 1% I'm cheerleading, skateboarding or playing volleyball. I love to have fun. I play guitar and I love skinny jeans and Volcome :D
I go on FML like everyday haha xD
Message me:) But I usually go on FML on my iPhone so I can't really check messages but when I get on my laptop, I'll reply.(:
So yeah... Just an average teenager. ♥

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Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML

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201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51492) - you deserved it (3989)

On 10/23/2010 at 2:07am - love - by Oriianna Raiinbow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as I put my 4 year old daughter in the car seat, she dropped her crayon. She then paused and matter-of-factly said, "Mommy, I don't say 'f***' anymore when I drop things." FML

#13450247
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21781) - you deserved it (8298)

On 10/14/2010 at 8:25pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16092) - you deserved it (25966)

On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I came home to my boyfriend wearing one of my pads on his hand, because he didn't want to pay to go to the hospital for stitches. FML

#12022109
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27958) - you deserved it (3659)

On 07/21/2010 at 9:52am - health - by blank - United States

Today, I was babysitting a 7 year old girl and we were eating chocolate covered nuts. She kept on chewing the nuts and wondered where the chocolate was. I told her to taste the chocolate you suck on the nuts. Then her parents came home and the first thing she said was "I learned how to suck nuts!" FML

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72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50858) - you deserved it (9796)

On 03/08/2009 at 3:08pm - kids - by nutsucker (woman) - United States (New York)



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