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by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
by RBergman / 04/25/2015 at 4:05pm / United States (Wyoming) / Love
Today, my little sister filled the huge house I spent over a week building in Minecraft with TNT. She then demanded I give her all the money in my wallet, or she'd blow it all up. She's now $86.25 richer, and my parents think it's too hilarious to make her give me my money back. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 11:23pm / United States / Money
Today, it was my 18th birthday and I was told I couldn't get the night off work because a party of 34 had booked into the restaurant. It turned out my family had come in to 'celebrate' by making me wait on them. They were a nightmare, thought it was hilarious to be difficult, and didn't tip. FML
by Anonymous / 04/23/2015 at 8:28am / United Kingdom (Dundee City) / Work
by bleue / 04/23/2015 at 8:27am / France (Midi-Pyrenees) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/19/2015 at 11:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Keladrylady / 04/17/2015 at 8:47pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Intimacy
Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2015 at 9:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, I was driving and someone was following me across the city and wouldn't let up, so I drove past my house, thinking it was a stalker. Eventually I lost them on the highway. It wasn't until I'd gotten back home that I remembered that my 'stalker' was a coworker I'd invited over for lunch. FML
by Distracted / 04/09/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Work
by Darbstar101 / 04/08/2015 at 9:00am / Australia (Queensland) / Animals
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
by Anonymous / 04/05/2015 at 8:27am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, my mom called 5 times and I didn't pick up due to being in class at college. I was later called to the front desk, where my mom was crying. She said she was worried about me because I didn't say "I love you" to her after she dropped me off at college. FML
by gooddaydude / 04/04/2015 at 3:32pm / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
by no, YOU raised him / 04/03/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Kids
Today, I had to give a presentation at school about King Richard III. I realized too late that someone had changed his name to "King Dick" on all the slides. My little sister later broke into hysterics and confessed this had been her April Fool's prank. FML
by King.Dick. / 04/02/2015 at 10:21am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was reprimanded at work for having a low friendliness rating as a cashier. For two months, out of 1500 transactions, only 3 people filled out the survey. I almost got fired because 1 out of 3 people was mad about a coupon. FML
by Winterbelle / 04/01/2015 at 9:06pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work