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by Anonymous / 09/25/2015 at 10:36pm / Australia / Love
by whatdidimarry / 09/24/2015 at 7:31pm / United Kingdom (Cardiff) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 9:21pm / Canada / Money
Today, I got an angry call from my 7-year-old son's school. It turned out that while doing a "what I want to be when I'm older" assignment, he wrote that he wants to be an internet troll so he can make people mad and make them kill themselves. FML
by Anonymous / 09/23/2015 at 11:48am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
by caisse à outs / 09/22/2015 at 9:06pm / France (Champagne-Ardenne) / Love
Today, there was a big party at my workplace. The only person that was socializing with me in any way was my co-workers 4-year-old daughter. Before leaving, she drew smiley faces on plastic plates and napkins and gave them to me so I "will have some friends and not be all alone". FML
by ForeverAlone / 09/22/2015 at 5:40pm / Ukraine / Miscellaneous
Today, I got hit by a USPS truck. Luckily, I have car insurance. Just kidding. My insurance got cancelled two days ago for lack of responding to letters they sent. Letters that the USPS didn't deliver. FML
by lentkaysi / 09/10/2015 at 6:55pm / United States (New York) / Transportation
Today, I caught two kids passing notes to each other in my class, so I told them to see me afterwards. When one of the kids eventually came up, I noticed he was crying. He looked up at me and sobbed out, "I was trying to make my first friend!" FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2015 at 4:11pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
by morethanablondemoment / 08/28/2015 at 12:40am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Mush / 08/27/2015 at 12:42pm / France (Languedoc-Roussillon) / Miscellaneous
by whovian221b / 08/25/2015 at 6:46pm / United States / Health
by Anonymous / 08/25/2015 at 3:54pm / United States (Arizona) / Intimacy
Today, a fifth grader gave me a note from his "father" excusing him from PE. It was riddled with spelling errors and shockingly poor grammar, so I rejected it as a blatant fake. Several hours later, I was informed by his very angry father that it wasn't actually fake. FML
by shit.jpg / 08/25/2015 at 3:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/25/2015 at 2:31pm / United States (Oregon) / Miscellaneous
- Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a French teacher abroad, and as my beard has a huge hole near my chin, my students call… Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he…