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by Anonymous / 02/23/2016 at 12:16am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/17/2016 at 4:36pm / New Zealand (Auckland) / Work
Today, two aggressive police officers appeared at my door informing me that a complaint was filed about my 18 year-old son having "inappropriate relations" with a 16 year-old. We live in England. I had to Google the law to prove to them this was legal. FML
by Confuseddad / 02/16/2016 at 5:17pm / United Kingdom / Kids
Today, I found my 6-year-old daughter recording herself on her little tape recorder. When I asked her what she was up to, she replied in her cute little voice, "I'm recording myself so you'll have a souvenir when I'm dead." FML
by DarkChild / 02/11/2016 at 5:18pm / France / Kids
Today, I visited my 90-year-old great-grandmother and her boyfriend. This wouldn't be a problem, if this boyfriend wasn't different than the one she had yesterday. She told me not to tell him about "the other one". FML
by anon / 02/01/2016 at 11:37am / United States / Love
Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML
by adoptablepuppy / 01/28/2016 at 8:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML
by ugh / 01/15/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
by sad as shit / 12/31/2015 at 7:41pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (Florida) / Money
- Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m teaching French in a university in India. One of the students asked me if Paris was the…