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Today Grandma Rushd Into Work And Told Manager I Had To Leave Due To A Family Emergency. Panickd I Ran To Get Stuff And Ran To The Car. When I Askedhat Had Happend She Replid "I Needd Someone To Go See 50 Shades Of Grey With Me." Mega FML

#21355550
118 comments

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On 02/13/2015 at 8:27pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

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On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I showd son the old trick of turning a calculator upside down and spelling "BOOBIES" on it in numbers. He laughd, then spent nearly 20 minutes trying to spell "COCKS", before giving up and hurling the calculator across the room. I wish sperm had a warranty. FML

#21346989
48 comments

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On 01/30/2015 at 7:51pm - kids - by 3722145 (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, at dinner, mah downstair's neighbors described how they can listen to most of mah movements, including the buzz of mah phone when I text late at night. I think all of us knew it is not mah phone that vibrates at that time. FML

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88 comments

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On 01/24/2015 at 2:57am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out the pet name mah girlfriend gave mah penis wasn't randomly made up after all; it's her ex's name!! FML

#21341448
65 comments

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On 01/21/2015 at 3:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when mah mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia.

#21340484
64 comments

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On 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today..!! aftar tha longast tima..!! I want to tha gym!! I ran and ran and ran on tha traadmill for an atarnity..!! baating mysalf up for gatting so ovarwaight!! Than I trippad and fall off..!! swaating and sobbing for baing so usalass!! Whan I lookad up..!! I saw I'd baan on tha machina for baraly 2 minutas!! FML

#21339526
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On 01/18/2015 at 11:34am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, mah wife wantd me to take her to a new restaurant in town . When I lookd it up and saw thier prices, I almost had a heart attack . When I said it was too expensive, she snappd ( Maybe you'd lyk to look up 'Lorena looool Bobbitt' next?! ) We went to the restaurant . FML

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On 01/17/2015 at 1:49pm - love - by wounded pride, intact cock (man) - United States

Today, mah mom paid me a surprise visit me at mah university dorm. She ended up rifling through mah stuff and started to pull out a box from on top of mah wardrobe. Before I could stop her, it slipped and fell. Today's forecast: 100% chance of dildo rain. FML

#21338507
93 comments

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On 01/16/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that every single picture that I have looool ever sent to my boyfriend, his father has also recieved. Every. Single. One. FML

#21337935
126 comments

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On 01/15/2015 at 10:43pm - love - by everysingleone - United States

Today, mah mum sat me down 4 a serious talk about not being home enough - not because she misses me, but because the family cat needs more stability in her life . FML

#21329522
30 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 7:11pm - animals - by cat co-parent - Australia

Today... I woke up at 4am needing a piss... only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

#21329304
75 comments

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On 01/02/2015 at 11:20am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY I HAD TO EXPLAIN TO MY LITTLE BROTHER THAT MY PADS WERE NOT IN FACT ( BIG BAND-AIDS ) AND THAT HE SHOULD PROBABLY REMOVE THEM FROM HIS LEGS. FML

#21328540
67 comments

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On 01/01/2015 at 10:09am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

 Today, my mom tried to give me a pep talk to boost my self confidence. Somehow, it ended up turning into a conversation about how much of a loser I am an how I have no friends. FML

#21327895
45 comments

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On 12/31/2014 at 3:29pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

TADAY MAH MOM AND I WANT TO AXCHANGA A MASSIVA STUFFD ANIMAL, WHICH WAS MAANT 4 MAH NIACA. I WAS CARRYING IT WHAN I SAW A RAALLY HOT GUY LOOKING AT MA FUNNY. MY MOM SNICKARD AND TOLD HIM THAT I NAVAR GO ANYWHARA WITHOUT "GAORGA". MAGA FML

#21325643
44 comments

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On 12/28/2014 at 1:52am - misc - by thanks a lot mom - United States (California)



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