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Today, after weeks of debating with myself, I finally got the courage to ask out my best friend of 9 years. She turned me down, saying that dating me would be like adopting a puppy, and she doesn't want that kind of responsibility. FML
by adoptablepuppy / 01/28/2016 at 8:17pm / United States (New York) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/19/2016 at 6:36pm / Canada (Alberta) / Work
Today, I told one of my teachers I have to attend a family member's funeral on a day she's passing a test. She straight up asked if I could reschedule it, and if not if I could just give it a miss. FML
by ugh / 01/15/2016 at 11:08am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML
by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd / 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Xandriajoy10 / 01/04/2016 at 12:21am / Australia / Kids
by sad as shit / 12/31/2015 at 7:41pm / United States (Arkansas) / Health
Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML
by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my dad got drunk and decided to fix everything in the house he thought was broken. Now the oven won't cook, half the floorboards from the stairs are piled in the garden, we put the TV back together but now it is stuck on mute, and we still have no idea where he has put my bedroom door. FML
by bob the builders pissed off daughter / 12/29/2015 at 6:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/21/2015 at 4:45pm / United States (Florida) / Money
by aswamk / 12/19/2015 at 12:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health
Today, I was in Starbucks with my daughter when she noticed a travel cup she liked. She picked one up and asked for it, but I said no because it was expensive. She angrily slammed it back into its stand and in the process, knocked over a display of ceramic mugs. I had to pay for each broken mug. FML
by Starfucks / 12/16/2015 at 9:55pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/13/2015 at 7:45am / Transportation
by wtfiswronghere / 12/08/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous