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Today, my boyfriend and I ordered pizza and watched a movie. After dinner we started to make out. I began to take my clothes off when he stopped me. He said that sex is exercise and you can't exercise for 30 minutes after eating. FML

#12463694
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34886) - you deserved it (7702)

On 08/11/2010 at 9:54pm - intimacy - by oumalina (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I discovered how my ex-girlfriend exacted her revenge. Every item of clothing I own now has sequins. FML

#12331416
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22355) - you deserved it (10534)

On 08/05/2010 at 1:00pm - love - by Luke - United Kingdom (West Berkshire)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

Today, I was upset after my boyfriend and I broke up. My best friend heard and told me she would be right over. Three hours of waiting later she stumbles in wasted. She had been at the bar, with my ex, making sure he was okay. For me, I just got a list of all the drinks she had that night. FML

#9004335
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (1950)

On 03/11/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by dreadedmafia86 (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML

#7927538
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24450) - you deserved it (5387)

On 02/06/2010 at 3:17am - misc - by Oops (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was saying goodbye to my 5 year old son before dropping him at my mom's, as I was leaving for two days, and told him I would miss him. He says "l won't miss you, I never miss you when you are gone." FML

#7294242
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30705) - you deserved it (3848)

On 01/12/2010 at 1:46am - kids - by mandiballz - United States (California)

Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML

#6989911
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (83408) - you deserved it (4741)

On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out my grandpa died. As I rushed home crying to comfort my parents, I got pulled over for speeding. The officer told me to cut out the "fake" tears". When I told him my grandpa just died he tacked on another $100 for lying to an officer. Worst. Christmas. Ever. FML

#6926998
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41931) - you deserved it (2880)

On 12/24/2009 at 7:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, at my job as a cake decorator in a bakery, I put the finishing touches on the wedding cake of the man who left me at the altar 3 years ago. FML

#6857833
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43508) - you deserved it (2350)

On 12/21/2009 at 12:16am - misc - by budapesthungary - United States (Texas)

Today, I went on blind date with a guy because both our moms thought we'd like eachother. Things were going really well until I got up to go to the bathroom and he says: "My mom was right, you do have perfect breedin' hips!" FML

#6255110
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35632) - you deserved it (3601)

On 11/11/2009 at 7:21am - love - by Starchyld (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML

#6194292
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (4167)

On 11/07/2009 at 10:26am - love - by batgirlrules881 (woman) - United States

Today, I was driving my child to school when the car let out a huge bang. It shuddered to a halt. My son started laughing. I asked him what was funny but he wouldn't tell me. The car wouldn't start. I called RACV and they told me the problem. My son had rolled 9 golf balls into the exhaust pipe. FML

#6095339
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31856) - you deserved it (3417)

On 11/01/2009 at 1:44am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my parents had a fight, which is a pretty normal occurrence at our house. But today, they fought over an orange. Dad is now sitting in his bedroom with the aforementioned orange. FML

#6003671
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29121) - you deserved it (2239)

On 10/26/2009 at 6:15am - misc - by Roida (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to remind my roommates of the importance of wearing clothing at all times in the common living area. My roommates are my parents. FML

#5957888
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32646) - you deserved it (5416)

On 10/23/2009 at 11:54am - misc - by ihatemylife (woman) - United States (Florida)



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