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Today, I woke up after a long night of taking care of my drunken husband. I guess I should feel lucky I don't have a generic, "He wet the bed in his sleep" story, and instead have a unique, "He got out of bed and peed on me" story. FML
by Anonymous / 07/23/2016 at 7:04pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by seatle girl / 06/27/2016 at 8:43pm / France (Picardie) / Kids
by WorthLessThanACareer / 06/21/2016 at 8:57am / Love
by Toloveornottolove / 06/12/2016 at 12:08pm / Canada / Love
by Anonymous / 06/12/2016 at 8:37am / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous
by confused_cashier / 06/11/2016 at 9:34pm / United States (Virginia) / Work
by Fido / 06/06/2016 at 7:58am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/19/2016 at 9:48am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2016 at 4:42am / Kids
Today, I had to deal with a snobby rich woman who asked me to cure her daughter's "unhealthy obsession" with playing outside instead of watching TV with the rest of the family. She called me a liar when I said playing outside is a normal thing for a 6 year-old child to do. FML
by anonymous / 05/01/2016 at 1:59pm / United States / Work
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
by shit / 04/28/2016 at 7:05am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I started a new job. The synopsis of my training was, "You're starting a job you're going to hate and you'll be fired for entertaining yourself while waiting for us to give you more work. But you're going to love being here." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2016 at 1:04am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
Today, I had a throbbing cluster headache. It didn't help matters when an angry customer yelled at me because a dress was "defective." Why was it defective? It didn't fit her. Why didn't it fit her? It was the wrong size. FML
by checkthelabel / 04/25/2016 at 8:00pm / United States (California) / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…