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by sociallyawkward / 05/18/2016 at 9:52pm / United States (Georgia) / Money
Today, while opening up to a few friends about how I was sexually abused as a child, one of them blurted "Pics or it didn't happen." How did the others react? With outrage? No, just with awkward chuckling. FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2016 at 10:04am / United States (Maryland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
by Thatguynoonelikes / 09/29/2015 at 9:21am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by MyUsernameisEpic / 01/27/2015 at 8:32pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 3:26pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
Today, I drove my dad to Walmart to do some shopping. His leg is still in a cast after an accident, so I helped him to the last mobility scooter. A guy whose only disability was clearly Fat-Fuck Syndrome then yelled at us, claiming he needed it more and that my dad was a faker. FML
by Elrond Hubbard / 01/24/2015 at 2:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/23/2015 at 8:17pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by burningman / 01/22/2015 at 5:40am / Germany (Hessen) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, just to win a bet against my mum that he could make me scream like a bitch, my dad faked his own suicide. He went the whole mile: fake blood everywhere, fake gun, yelling "Goodbye!" and playing a loud gunshot sound effect from his PC, everything. My dad won; my underwear lost. FML
by pissed out pants / 01/18/2015 at 4:58pm / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to a job interview. It was my last shot of getting a job before my savings run dry. It all went well until I was asked why I wanted to join the company. I got flustered and stuttered, "Because I um, I like money?" The guy gave me the most insincere "We'll be in touch." ever. FML
by Anonymous / 01/18/2015 at 4:29pm / United States (Maine) / Work
Today, I dreamed that I cheated on my boyfriend. I was so overwhelmed with guilt that I called him while half-asleep to tell him about it and apologize. I'm fully awake now and he doesn't believe it was really a dream. FML
by ihateeverything / 01/14/2015 at 12:35pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I was walking with a female friend when suddenly, my ex-girlfriend comes running down the street and says, "So, you're cheating on me with this slut, huh?!" We've been separated for a decade now. FML
by RipeFlame / 01/13/2015 at 10:05pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
by can't win / 01/13/2015 at 11:25am / Australia / Love
by nick / 01/12/2015 at 3:23am / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…
- Today, after months of dating, I asked my boyfriend if he wanted to take things to the next level.… Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill… Today, I was getting it on with my cute guy friend in his candlelit bedroom and we had just started…