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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 5 April 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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Today, my 11 year old brother walked in on me sitting on my boyfriend's ass and giving him a back massage. He tilted his head a little and then said "Aren't you guys doing it wrong? Isn't he supposed to be on top?" My boyfriend laughed and gave him a high-five. FML


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