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  • Number of visits : 365
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Taday I took my grlfriend to looool meet my parents at a family dinner. There was plenty of alcohol on offer, as is normal at our get-togethers. She got blind drunk and endd up crying to my mum about how I can't please her cuz I have a small penis and my oral sucks. FML

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On 10/25/2013 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Dick the Greater (man) -

Today, one of employees called in after his 8-hour shift, explaining that he had bed bugs at home, found one on his shirt, and thinks they r in the store. I own a mattress shop. They'd spread. FML

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On 09/11/2013 at 9:12pm - work - by icanteven - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML

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On 09/11/2013 at 5:35pm - work - by natattack - United States (Texas)

Today, mah ass decidd that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on mah interviewer. FML

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On 08/20/2013 at 1:18pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mom came into mah room to give me a goodbye kiss!! Due to the routine of mah grlfriend doing the exact same thing in the exact same spot, I held the kiss way longer than wat a mother/son kiss should last!! My mom actually had to tell me to ( let go )!! FML

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On 08/15/2013 at 9:06pm - misc - by deadman (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up early to travel to te office eadquarters 3.5 ours away fir important meetings . After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realisd I was wearing my woolen ouse slippers . Tey were te only pair of soes I'd brougt on te trip . FML

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On 06/13/2013 at 12:04am - work - by vanity113 - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, mah 21-year-old grlfriend finally got the courage to tell her mom that she wantd to move in with me!! It turns out she was right to be afraid; during the talk, her mother yelld at us, calling her a slut and saying she was too young to be "shacking up with some guy."

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On 06/08/2013 at 7:26pm - love - by MonsterInLaw (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today , I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her fir half-an-hour I finally said , ( At least you're not doing drugs. ) She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said , ( At least I'm not a prostitute? ) FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today..!! I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend fir the first time!! It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am..!! because when he saw my actual boobs..!! he said..!! ( Aaaaaaand thier gone )!! FML

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On 04/27/2013 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, virginal girlfriend of a year graduated from veterinary school. She can shove her arm shoulder-deep up a cow's ass without blinking, but still feels too insecure to even touch penis. FML

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On 04/16/2013 at 1:44pm - intimacy - by Gurior - Canada



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