About vanessa09865 : I love to cook and I love my dog. I also love anything LOTR related; I would love to learn Elvish but alas I have not found an Elvish dictionary.
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by hairy / 09/30/2013 at 5:59pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/30/2013 at 12:23pm / United States (Oregon) / Animals
by wombats / 09/28/2013 at 10:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by Anonymous / 09/27/2013 at 4:33pm / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, my boss' son is training to take over my job as head translator, after having convinced his dad that he's fluent in Spanish, and that my skills suck. I soon walked in on him using Google Translate on a legal document. My boss refuses to believe me. FML
by anahira6 / 09/27/2013 at 3:41pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by pancakessdsjsn / 09/27/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I went to work at my job as a secretary. I had been given the task to file my boss's collection of Playboy magazines alphabetically by name of the centerfold. There was one for every month from the years of 1980 until now. FML
by Abcporn / 09/25/2013 at 7:22pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/25/2013 at 6:37am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by friend loves a gay guy... / 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm / United States (Ohio) / Love
by alexbrooke / 09/15/2013 at 10:49pm / United States (Kentucky) / Animals
by StefanKa / 09/09/2013 at 5:30am / Poland (Mazowieckie) / Animals
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
by Anonyme / 09/06/2013 at 7:56am / France (Basse-Normandie) / Kids
by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2013 at 7:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous