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Today, my little sister thought it'd be cool to pierce my nose while I was asleep. FML
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On 08/20/2009 at 10:17am - misc - by NoseInPain (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, on my wedding day, when they said "you may kiss the bride", I swung my wife over in the romantic fashion and went in for the kiss. Unfortunately my hands were sweaty as I was nervous and she slipped under my grip. She fell and was knocked unconscious in front of hundreds of people. FML
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On 08/15/2009 at 3:50am - love - by slipperyhands (man) - United States (California)
Today, I was packing my son's lunch and we ran out of water bottles. I asked my 16 years old to run to the store. She didnt want to but gave me one she had. After dropping my son off, my daughter frantically told me she made a mistake. I sent my second grader to school with a bottle of vodka. FML
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On 03/27/2009 at 2:42pm - misc - by badmom (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
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