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Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

#644152
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75885) - you deserved it (4291)

On 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm - misc - by unitywoods (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

#642642
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15918) - you deserved it (72235)

On 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

#134361
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48912) - you deserved it (5511)

On 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by sadgf (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

#3168
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33944) - you deserved it (4675)

On 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm - love - by john - United States (Kansas)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

#1091
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26737) - you deserved it (7964)

On 01/14/2009 at 8:09am - love - by Mr. Shawzy - Canada (British Columbia)



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