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  • Number of visits : 898
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About vampire121 : i suck im a loser

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vampire121's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I were cuddling on his couch when suddenly I tried to get up. Before I could stand, he grabs onto me and says, "I'm a koala and you're my eucalyptus tree!" He then continued to latch onto me for a good five minutes pretending to eat my hair. FML

by treegirl / 07/26/2009 at 1:57am / United States / Love

Today, our entire crew team was at a yoga studio for an introductory yoga lesson. All my teammates could talk about how hot the yoga instructor was in her tight spandex while doing the sexy yoga poses. Everyone, including the coach, wanted to do her. The yoga instructor is my mom. FML

by unitywoods / 03/27/2009 at 2:43pm / United States (Maryland) / Work

Today, I had to log in to my computer on a projector in front of business associates at my dad's architecture firm. I typed in my username and apparently didn't hit the tab key hard enough, so I typed my password in the username box. The entire firm now knows my password is "tits123". FML

by Anonymous / 03/27/2009 at 12:46pm / United States (North Carolina) / Work

Today, my boyfriend said that being with me was his payment for past sins. FML

by sadgf / 02/25/2009 at 4:12pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love

Today, the girl who I have had a crush on for 2 years snuck up from behind me and gave me a hug. I farted very loud at the same exact time. FML

by john / 01/28/2009 at 6:02pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love

Today, the ugliest girl in school walked by me and said "ewwww". FML

by Mr. Shawzy / 01/14/2009 at 8:09am / Canada (British Columbia) / Love