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  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 May 1982 (33 years)
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  • Number of visits : 918
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About valpal : Hey my name is valerie and i LOVE this website. it makes me laugh really hard. I've submitted a few ofm y own, so go check the mout : )

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Today, I was massively hungover and driving home. I had a strong suspicion that I was gonna ralph so I was smart and pulled over. I emptied the contents of my stomach into a shopping bag and was proud I didn't make a mess all over the car. Seconds later, the bottom of the bag gave out. FML

#8876502
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10633) - you deserved it (26476)

On 03/06/2010 at 8:17pm - misc - by Octobre (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I had to X-ray an 81 year old lady. The clothes she was wearing would show up on the X-ray so I had to make her change into a gown. I found out the hard way that 81 year olds still go commando. FML

#8369327
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (2926)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:50am - work - by ugamayne - United States (Maryland)

Today, I found my boyfriend making out with my mom. FML

#7490494
269 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71305) - you deserved it (4620)

On 01/22/2010 at 12:02am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML

#7029782
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13778) - you deserved it (37778)

On 12/30/2009 at 2:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML

#7027797
90 comments

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On 12/30/2009 at 1:27am - misc - by planes - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to look up how to eat a mango on the internet. FML

#7021786
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9528) - you deserved it (36457)

On 12/29/2009 at 9:10pm - misc - by mylifeissad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35662) - you deserved it (5391)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, I left work to find a note on my windshield that read, "I think you're cute," with a phone number written down as well. I got super excited and immediately dialed. The phone was answered by a woman laughing hysterically. It was my Mom. FML

#6716817
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38729) - you deserved it (6556)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:23am - love - by MarkTheShark (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, as I was washing the dishes, I felt what I thought was a mosquito on my leg. I kicked at it with my foot only to realize that I had just kicked my adopted puppy in the face. Now, whenever I come into a room, he runs to the corner and pees. FML

#1286671
349 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27770) - you deserved it (89798)

On 04/24/2009 at 11:18am - animals - by Anonymousagb (woman) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)



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