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Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML


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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)

I walkd into my bathroom to fine my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML


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On 12/13/2011 at 9:39pm - intimacy - by neednewdeoderant - United States (Michigan)

Today... I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars 4 charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door... shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up... called me a "bell end"... threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in mah face. FML


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On 12/12/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by firemansam - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today I discovarad that tha word 'randy' maans 'horny' in England. I'm going to England naxt samastar to study abroad. My nama is Randy. FML


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On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

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  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

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