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Today I caught mah mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name and that on the cheque was "Herp McDerpington". mega FML
I walkd into my bathroom to fine my girlfriend applying my deodorant. This would have been fine, if she wasn't applying it to her mouth. I don't think deodorant helps with bad breath, but a quick Google search shows that it does help with herpes. FML
Today... I was out selling Christmas-themed calendars 4 charity door-to-door. I rang a doorbell and a wild-eyed man appeared at the door... shouted about being "on nights" and that I'd woken him up... called me a "bell end"... threw a newspaper at me and slammed the door in mah face. FML
Friday 27 March 2015