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About valipali : Let's see... I'm a 14 year old girl (don't say I'm too young for this site, I warn you! >:0), I'm in high school, I live in Holland, and no, I don't smoke weed all day long, and I don't walk in wooden shoes... I love food and kittens! :3 I'm also a 'gamer girl' (that's weird, I never call myself a gamer girl...), I love CoD, Minecraft, Pokémon, everything that has something too do with gaming! And I absolutely love, love, LOVE drawing, sketching, doodling, painting, litteraly EVERYTHING like that! I hate people who brag, cheat, etc, people who are trying to be 'cool', too fit in... Ugh. So yeah, that's about it, I guess... Bye!
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Today, I was late for work, so I grabbed my handbag, my sports bag and ran out. The bus arrived at the stop just as I did, so I hopped on and sat down, trying to catch my breath. I dumped my bags onto my knees and looked down to see my cat, staring back at me from inside my sports bag. FML
Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML
Friday 24 July 2015