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valipali

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 September 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 281
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About valipali : Let's see... I'm a 14 year old girl (don't say I'm too young for this site, I warn you! >:0), I'm in high school, I live in Holland, and no, I don't smoke weed all day long, and I don't walk in wooden shoes... I love food and kittens! :3 I'm also a 'gamer girl' (that's weird, I never call myself a gamer girl...), I love CoD, Minecraft, Pokémon, everything that has something too do with gaming! And I absolutely love, love, LOVE drawing, sketching, doodling, painting, litteraly EVERYTHING like that! I hate people who brag, cheat, etc, people who are trying to be 'cool', too fit in... Ugh. So yeah, that's about it, I guess... Bye!

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Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML

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On 12/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by >.> (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I woke up in my hospital bed after having knee surgery, on the wrong knee. FML

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On 12/09/2013 at 2:17pm - health - by knee pain - United States

Today, I found on Facebook that my best friend of 10 years is getting married next week. I'm guessing my invite got lost in the mail. FML

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On 12/01/2013 at 7:43am - misc - by JD - Australia (Tasmania)

Today, I reduced my psychologist to tears. FML

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On 12/01/2013 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML

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On 11/27/2013 at 2:08am - animals - by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat - United States

Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML

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On 11/23/2013 at 11:11am - misc - by I hate that game - United Kingdom (Wigan)

Today, my boyfriend got on one knee and started talking about how we met. Knowing what was coming, I started tearing up, absolutely sure he was going to propose. Just as I was about to say yes, he quickly stood up and yelled "HAH, JUST KIDDING". FML

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154 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 7:16pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML

#20966742
135 comments

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On 11/22/2013 at 9:49am - health - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I let my sister hold my newborn daughter for the first time. I heard her mutter under her breath, "I could kill you so easily..." FML

Today, I got a call from my husband asking me to bail him out from jail. He was arrested after being caught having sex with a waitress in a restaurant bathroom. FML

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168 comments

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On 11/09/2013 at 6:30pm - intimacy - by f (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was escorted out of a grocery store for beating my boyfriend with a block of cheese. FML

Today, I heard my surgeon mutter to a nurse how easy it would be to kill me on the operating table and make it look like an accident. FML

#20940427
115 comments

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On 10/31/2013 at 4:42pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicester)

Today, I was hanging out with a guy I like. We climbed a tree to watch the sunset, and as the sun went down, I kissed him. He fell out of the tree. FML

#20920034
134 comments

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On 10/14/2013 at 12:02pm - love - by lovehurts - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my dad drunk, sitting on the bathroom floor crying. When I asked him why, he said, "My son is gay." I'm his only child, and I'm a girl. FML

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On 08/19/2013 at 1:41am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my daughter, who was born in late 2000, mentioned how amazing it is that she'll be alive during the year 3000. I asked her exactly how old she thinks she'll be by then. She said, "Thirty, duh." I've screwed up as a parent, so very badly. FML

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194 comments

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On 08/06/2013 at 11:19am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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