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About valipali : Let's see... I'm a 14 year old girl (don't say I'm too young for this site, I warn you! >:0), I'm in high school, I live in Holland, and no, I don't smoke weed all day long, and I don't walk in wooden shoes... I love food and kittens! :3 I'm also a 'gamer girl' (that's weird, I never call myself a gamer girl...), I love CoD, Minecraft, Pokémon, everything that has something too do with gaming! And I absolutely love, love, LOVE drawing, sketching, doodling, painting, litteraly EVERYTHING like that! I hate people who brag, cheat, etc, people who are trying to be 'cool', too fit in... Ugh. So yeah, that's about it, I guess... Bye!
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Today, my dad decided to clean his muddy shoes right beside me by clapping them together, causing mud to fly all over me. This wouldn't have been a problem had I not been wearing my white wedding dress just before getting married. FML
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Today, I was playing monopoly with my boyfriend and a few friends. After I bankrupted my boyfriend, he turned to me and said, "I fucked your best friend last night, so who really won?" I turned to the best friend in question, she looked at the board and said, "I'd like to buy a house please." FML
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Friday 19 December 2014