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Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
191 comments

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On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was pretending to talk on the phone with my wife just to avoid to speak with my boring coworker. After two awkward minutes of him waiting in front of my desk and me inventing a call, he handed me the disconnected phone cable and left. FML

Today, after months of incredibly painful stomach cramps, I convinced my mom that I needed to see a doctor. Not even 2 minutes into the exam, the doctor tells me that I'm heavily constipated and advised some "prune juice" to help "clear all that shit out". My mom won't stop laughing at me. FML

#20751604
88 comments

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On 06/27/2013 at 11:57pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

#20744316
87 comments

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On 06/24/2013 at 10:16am - misc - by Coolios (man) - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I found a bug under my foreskin. FML

#19318409
183 comments

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On 03/21/2012 at 12:50am - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

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148 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
132 comments

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On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was talking to my grandpa while he was gardening outside. Suddenly I feel this hard, salty thing fly into my mouth and I spit it out. It turned out to be a beetle. My grandpa takes one look at the beetle and says, "Well, at least that poor bug finally got you to shut up." FML

#19119481
74 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by vw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor died. I knew because the smell wafted up to my apartment. FML

#19008495
144 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 5:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
185 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I changed my relationship status on Facebook from "in a relationship" to "single." I forgot to take my phone to work, and when I got back, I saw someone had replied, "What happened?" Someone else commented, "He broke his hand." My ex and a bunch of other "friends" liked it. FML

#18935378
103 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 4:52pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was drinking from a water bottle while in a lecture. The water caught in my throat and it felt like I was choking to death. Instead of asking me if I was okay or trying to help, the guy sitting next to me told me to shut up. FML

#18907023
110 comments

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On 01/25/2012 at 12:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML

#18603475
131 comments

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On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I just finished nearly a year of muscle-building in order to impress my crush. Turns out she doesn't date fit guys, because "they're all jerks". FML

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180 comments

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On 12/24/2011 at 8:15pm - love - by Nowajerk (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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