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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 27 November 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1044
  • Number of comments : 149
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About valdancer99 : Competitive Gymnast for 10 years and counting ( I started gymnastics when I was one and started competing when I was 3) and I really barely go on FML.

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Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

#3879305
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52643) - you deserved it (4473)

On 07/19/2009 at 11:12am - misc - by phlyingphuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went to my friend's house for the first time. As I was pulling up, I called him and asked him if I could use his bathroom. He told me to just go in the back and use it, so i did. As i'm sitting on the toilet, someone knocks on the door and asks me who I am. It wasn't my friend's house. FML

Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML

#1297315
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65010) - you deserved it (8759)

On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went out to eat with some friends. They picked a table that wasn't big enough for all of us. I had to sit in the booth behind them. Alone. FML

#904638
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73284) - you deserved it (4570)

On 04/10/2009 at 5:39pm - misc - by yum. - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had to get my hair chopped off for a role that I'm playing in a show. I was staring at the floor while the woman cut my hair, and I suddenly heard her start crying. Her tears were immediately followed by "It's okay! I have a friend in New York who can fix it. We won't charge you." FML

#267715
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79142) - you deserved it (3651)

On 03/11/2009 at 1:21am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New Jersey)



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