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About vacantdreamer : What can I say? I'm a pessimistic optimist, I know what I want and I work my ass off for it, and I absolutely love it when someone tells me I can't do something, because then I get to enjoy that look of bewilderment on their face when I succeed where they said I would fail. Call me a bitch if you will, I embrace the title since my life is what I make it, and NO ONE tells me how to live my life. Liars, cheaters, fake people, they can all get the hell away from me, there is no room in my busy life for their dumbass drama.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML
Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML
Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML
Friday 30 January 2015