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vacantdreamer
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 31 March 1983 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 854
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About vacantdreamer : What can I say? I'm a pessimistic optimist, I know what I want and I work my ass off for it, and I absolutely love it when someone tells me I can't do something, because then I get to enjoy that look of bewilderment on their face when I succeed where they said I would fail. Call me a bitch if you will, I embrace the title since my life is what I make it, and NO ONE tells me how to live my life. Liars, cheaters, fake people, they can all get the hell away from me, there is no room in my busy life for their dumbass drama.

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Today, my girlfriend left me. The reason? She's not actually a lesbian. She has been using our relationship to piss off her conservative parents. We've been together for over a year, and I've been in love with her for over five. FML

#3437520
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60998) - you deserved it (7195)

On 07/02/2009 at 9:33pm - love - by heart-broken (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

#2234853
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13677) - you deserved it (110326)

On 05/24/2009 at 5:49am - misc - by AyoitsSteveo (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom that I was taking antidepressants because I hate myself. She said "That's not surprising. You hate everybody. And, you're kind of a bitch." FML

#1154114
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60732) - you deserved it (16865)

On 04/20/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. After what seemed like an eternity of waiting, he finally entered me, then paused and asked me, "what do I do now?" FML

#718937
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (124018) - you deserved it (13809)

On 03/31/2009 at 1:40am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend who I have been secretly in love with forever, was ranting about her ex-girlfriend. Then she said : "If only you were gay, we'd be perfect for each other." So I took the chance to tell her I was. She responded : "Well I am still not attracted to you though." FML

#207731
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66639) - you deserved it (6832)

On 03/04/2009 at 4:03pm - love - by alone_forever (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, before a big formal banquet, I went tanning because I wanted to look good in my cocktail dress. I got out of the tanning bed only to realize that I had left my socks on. FML

#109739
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I agree, your life sucks (7754) - you deserved it (42426)

On 02/22/2009 at 11:09pm - misc - by Sh.H (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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