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Today, my dad rejected my birthday present to him because it was "Made in China." FML


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On 01/02/2015 at 10:11pm - misc - by whatajerk (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my dad told me that my mom wanted to name me something "unusual." He eventually got her to compromise. I go by Violet. I now know that my legal name is Purple. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39103) - you deserved it (2751)

On 11/05/2014 at 8:12pm - misc - by Purple (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I finally felt ready to give my boyfriend a blowjob. Barely 20 seconds in, he said: "I'll be honest, this is TERRIBLE." FML


I agree, your life sucks (43594) - you deserved it (9314)

On 10/26/2014 at 10:25am - intimacy - by soisblueballsdickhead (woman) - United States

Today, my mother, who religiously checks her bank account after every purchase, then shreds her receipts, got fed up with me not doing the same. So she shredded all my piled up receipts. These include the 100s of dollars I had spent for my work, which I need the receipts to get reimbursed for. FML


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