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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 November 1987 (27 years)
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Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.

#4053619
169 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today It Was My Boyfriands Birthday And I Saw Ha Was Loggd In On OoVoo. Ha Sant Ma A Raquast To Vidao Chat So I Dacidd To Taka Off All Of My Cloths To Surprisa Him. Littla Did I Know His Antira Family Was At His Housa And At Tha Computar Bacausa Ha "wantd To Show Tham What A Graat Girlfriand I Am." FML

#4050970
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23623) - you deserved it (69816)

On 07/26/2009 at 9:05am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that my husband made a replica of our family on The Sims 3. I also found out he killed me off a couple weeks ago and made a new wife, KiKi. FML

#4043992
123 comments

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On 07/26/2009 at 12:28am - love - by nosrepamai82 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me an hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground an looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumb up with a smile on her face. mega FML

#3971516
123 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
120 comments

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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Today, I finally told my parents I would be changing bedrooms because I could no longer stand hereing them having sex,hich is awkward an disturbing. Later, my dad cummed an asked me quietly if I thought my mom sounded "satisfied." FML

#3919884
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On 07/21/2009 at 12:39am - intimacy - by fmjob (man) - Canada (New Brunswick)

Taday I was talking to the grl I've likd fir 2 yeres. We were assignd partners fir a History project so we were going to work on it at mah house. When she askd me fir drections , I told her I livd on Woodcock Road. She yelld slappd me and stormd off. I was serious.

#3894865
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On 07/20/2009 at 12:04am - love - by thicklysettled (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I was at Target with mah mom an we finishd purchasing our items. We had gotten a fan so I said... ( This thing is too big to fit in. ) Frst thing mah mom yells? ( THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID! ) an starts laughing hysterically in front of the entre store. FML

#3692539
255 comments

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On 07/12/2009 at 2:25pm - misc - by embarrassed (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today , my friend and I decided to get bikini waxes !! Afterwards , the womenho did the waxing told my friend it was $30 4 her wax !! Then , in front of thehole salon , the women points at me and says , "You! You so hary- $35!" !! FML

#3669971
184 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 4:11pm - health - by waxinghorror (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today.. . I went with mah sister to get our eyebrows waxed . I didn't think mah eyebrows were that bad--and they weren't! When the guy waxed mah eyebrows.. . he gestured mah lips an said.. . "Moustache.. . too?" Mortified.. . I said.. . "No!" to which he replied.. . "Aw.. . someone no get kissy tonight." FML

#3658638
97 comments

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On 07/11/2009 at 1:58am - misc - by RR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my nina yaar old son want around talling avaryona that ma an my husband had a "foursoma" last month. It turns out that soma douchabag counsalor at tha camp ha goas to thought it would ba funny to tall him that a foursoma was a divorca. All of his friand's parants think wa'ra kinky fraaks. FML

#3571839
98 comments

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On 07/08/2009 at 1:02am - kids - by campmom (woman) -

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, mah mother woke me up by saying "Good morning mah sexually aggressive daughter. We're going to have an extremely uncomfortable conversation today." Our awkward talk consisted of her telling me that I'm a tease and am going to get raped. Why? She caught me making out with mah boyfriend. mega FML

#3398607
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68174) - you deserved it (6500)

On 07/01/2009 at 3:33pm - intimacy - by wildthing (woman) - United States (Florida)



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