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Today, after having a naked wrestle with my boyfriend, I discovered he'd left a skidmark on my stomach. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 6:09am - love - by Crashburn (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I fell asleep in class. I'm the teacher; I've already given students detention for falling asleep in class this year. FML
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Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML
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On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML
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On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)
Today, thanks to some asshole with a padlock, I got trapped in porta potty for over an hour. FML
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On 12/19/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by stinkyhair (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, while working at Kohl's this woman came up to me and asked if I was Native American, I said yes, she then says "Oh! I thought you guys went extinct." This is the country I live in. FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 11:18am - work - by crazygirl12 - United States (Missouri)
Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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On 07/23/2011 at 8:09pm - misc - by assante2010 - United States (Maine)
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me 'yummy pictures.' I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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On 07/22/2011 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML
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On 07/17/2011 at 8:34am - love - by bigjohn106 - United States (Maryland)
Today, I made out with my friend for the first time. He gave me a hickey that can't be hidden. I'm the president of my church youth group and I have to help give a seminar on keeping your body like a holy temple... Tomorrow. FML
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On 02/05/2010 at 5:35am - love - by hickey (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my headphones were broken, so I fixed them with super glue. Without thinking, I stuck them in my ear and listened to some music. When it came time to take them out, I couldn't. FML
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On 01/28/2010 at 3:25pm - misc - by Lance (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I was talking this pretty religious girl that I like. We were playing a game and I asked her if she could go back in history and meet anyone who would it be. She said Jesus. Without thinking I said "I mean someone that was real." FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 10:31pm - misc - by Ben (man) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, while taking a shower, I saw shadows moving across the curtains. The shadow turned out to be a cricket that then fell into the tub. I ran out of the bathroom screaming and naked. My little sister came to my door and said, "If I hadn't just seen your balls, I would swear mom had TWO daughters." FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 8:03pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I found out that my dad hides his Viagra from my mom by keeping it in an Aspirin container. Now I have a terrible headache and a boner. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by sickkid (man) - United States (California)
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