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Today, I realized why it's not a good idea to sleep with your boyfriend when he still lives with his mom. She may walk in, make you get dressed, and demand what you have to say for yourself. Trust me, "Your son is good at sex" is not the right answer. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14752) - you deserved it (31715)

On 08/15/2012 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by shelby124 (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5570) - you deserved it (43170)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I filed a missing persons report on my boyfriend. He was out fishing and then was supposed to meet me for a romantic weekend getaway. He never showed up and didn't respond to my texts. I found out, courtesy of a voicemail from the sheriff's department, that he'd broken up with me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30794) - you deserved it (4225)

On 09/12/2010 at 1:22am - love - by stood-up (woman) - United States (Washington)



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