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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 26 January 1994 (20 years)
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Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35755) - you deserved it (10431) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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