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Visits<b>AurumPotestasEst</b> - the 09/24/2013 at 5:34pm

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Today, I was visiting my cousin's farm. Going out for a morning stroll, I took an apple with me to munch along the way. As I was eating it, I heard a distant thumping sound and was suddenly slammed into the ground. When I looked up, a horse was eating my apple. I got mugged by a horse. FML


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On 08/14/2013 at 5:11am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found my elderly neighbour on all fours in my garden eating my flowers. FML


Today, I realized how poor I am when I had to use sharpies to color in the worn spots on my dress shoes before leaving for work. FML


Today, after my roommate decided to become a vegetarian, her new food choices are making her pass deadly, nauseating gas all night. We have a busted window that won't open. I'm afraid I may not live to see tomorrow morning. FML


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On 12/09/2011 at 7:23am - misc - by pinkleopleurodon - United States

Today, I arrived home to find my cat dead and note saying, "Sorry, I tripped over him." Not only is my cat dead, but I was robbed by a polite thief. FML


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On 11/14/2010 at 2:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa

Today, I was at the mall shoplifting when a girl who looked my age pointed to a shirt I had in my bag. "Stole that, huh?" she asked smiling. She looked pretty cool, so I nodded and asked if she stole the jeans she was wearing, which were from the store. Turns out she didn't, she's the manager. FML


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On 04/06/2009 at 8:41pm - misc - by blovesg (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

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