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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 February 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 119
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About useless_reject : I play bass guitar and i sing

My favorite bands are:
Five finger death punch
Pierce the veil
Bring me the horizon
Asking alexandria
Paramore
A day to remember
Thy art is murder
Famous last words

I love Harry Potter, Supernatural, and The Walking Dead
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