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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 9 March 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2158
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About usarmywife : I like to get on FML when I'm having a bad day. Sometimes, it makes me feel better to know that some other unfortunate soul is having a worse day.

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usarmywife's favorite FMLs

Today, I met my wife's mistress, at the maternity ward in the hospital, after she gave birth to our second child. FML

#21451505
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16325) - you deserved it (1294)

On 08/03/2015 at 9:28pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

#21451172
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24836) - you deserved it (4354)

On 08/03/2015 at 2:06am - intimacy - by ahhh - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed to be a compliment or not. FML

#21450713
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19981) - you deserved it (2268)

On 08/02/2015 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I walked outside to see my dog killing my cat. My spouse tried to cheer me up - "Hey, at least we don't have to buy cat food anymore!" FML

#21450491
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22490) - you deserved it (2567)

On 08/01/2015 at 3:06pm - animals - by Wow (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had horrible diarrhea at work. When I felt the bubbling, I ran to the bathroom. An agonizing bowel movement later, I realized that there was no toilet paper in the stall. Just as I was about to ask a coworker who was in the bathroom for some, the fire alarm went off. FML

#21449227
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25205) - you deserved it (1399)

On 07/29/2015 at 8:57pm - health - by Crap (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, thinking no one was home, I decided to be a little frisky with my boyfriend. I guess I was being loud and woke up my sleeping autistic brother the room over. Halfway through, he burst through the door, panicking. He thought I was having another one of my asthma attacks. FML

#21448923
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23554) - you deserved it (7744)

On 07/29/2015 at 2:15am - intimacy - by oops - United States

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

#21448605
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19979) - you deserved it (8095)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, after a 4 or 5 month-long dry spell, I woke up next to an amazing and beautiful woman. Neither of us were wearing pants. She looked me in the eyes and said, "Did I piss the bed?" FML

#21448401
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22467) - you deserved it (2558)

On 07/28/2015 at 2:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my step-sister told me that she was getting married to her girlfriend next summer. At a big family brunch, I made a toast to their marriage. I didn't know that my step-mom didn't know they were dating in the first place, or that she was severely homophobic. FML

#21448362
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26290) - you deserved it (3962)

On 07/28/2015 at 1:02am - misc - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

#21448086
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24651) - you deserved it (2223)

On 07/27/2015 at 3:12pm - misc - by Not turnt - United States (New York)

Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML

#21448024
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25676) - you deserved it (1880)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML

#21447824
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23448) - you deserved it (4485)

On 07/27/2015 at 12:43am - intimacy - by anon - United States

Today, the drive-thru lady at Taco Bell broke my debit card and tried to hide it by wrapping it in a receipt. FML

#21447771
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25604) - you deserved it (1431)

On 07/26/2015 at 11:00pm - money - by stonehengeva - United States (Virginia)

Today, my long distance boyfriend got angry because I like touching myself while we sext. It "distracts" me from him. I'm sorry you turn me on. FML

#21447742
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23793) - you deserved it (2364)

On 07/26/2015 at 10:02pm - intimacy - by wot02 (woman) - United States

Today, I had to bail my ex-husband out of jail. He didn't want his new wife to get mad at him. FML

#21447695
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19656) - you deserved it (12572)

On 07/26/2015 at 7:55pm - misc - by blondebarbie271 - United States (New Hampshire)



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