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by thatssickkk / 02/17/2010 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Why? Because apparently her friends have seen me hanging out with a hot girl, giving her long hugs and making her laugh. That "hot girl" is my sister, who got back from her study abroad a week ago. FML
by Anonymous / 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I had my first ice skating lesson. I had to wait 5 years for a rink to open in my town, 2 weeks for my lessons to begin, but only 10 minutes to fall and hit my tailbone so hard that I can't walk. FML
by skatergrrrl / 02/15/2010 at 1:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Health
Today, our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin and I needed to go to the restroom, so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later, we came out to find them gone, along with the cars. They forgot about their own kids. FML
by Abandoned / 02/15/2010 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by disneyworld / 02/14/2010 at 12:49am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I messaged my sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with "HEY SLUT" or "HEY WHORE" etc. It wasn't my sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
by Anon / 02/13/2010 at 9:53am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm / United States (Tennessee) / Work
by Anonymous / 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by RaceCar / 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/04/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by JK / 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm / United States (California) / Love
by Obsessed / 01/30/2010 at 3:54pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…