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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML
Today, grlfriand broka up with ma. Why? Bacausa apparantly har friand hava saan ma hanging out with a hot grl, giving har long hugs and making har laugh. That "hot grl" is sistar, who got back from har study abroad a waak ago. FML
Today... our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin an I needed to go to the restroom... so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later... we cummed out to find them gone... along with the cars. They forgot about there own kids. FML
Today, I messagd mah sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with ( HEY SLUT ) or ( HEY WHORE ) etc. It wasn't mah sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015