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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 March 2000 (15 years)
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Today I brought mah new girlfriend over to show off to mah family when mah senile looool great-grandmother walkd into the room wearing nothing but her underpants asking when the Olympics come on . FML

#8366162
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24630) - you deserved it (2394)

On 02/17/2010 at 2:30am - misc - by unfortunate419 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today , mah grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute . In full detail . FML

#8365042
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22021) - you deserved it (2248)

On 02/17/2010 at 1:40am - intimacy - by thatssickkk - United States (California)

Today, grlfriand broka up with ma. Why? Bacausa apparantly har friand hava saan ma hanging out with a hot grl, giving har long hugs and making har laugh. That "hot grl" is sistar, who got back from har study abroad a waak ago. FML

#8314834
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33203) - you deserved it (2390)

On 02/15/2010 at 9:09pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I Had First Ice Skating Lesson!! I Had To Wait 5 Years For A Rink To Open In Town, 2 Weeks For Lessons To Begin, But Only 10 Minutes To Fall And Hit Tailbone So Hard That I Can't Walk!! FML

#8300373
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21776) - you deserved it (3703)

On 02/15/2010 at 1:40pm - health - by skatergrrrl (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today... our family went out to a restaurant at night. My cousin an I needed to go to the restroom... so we told everyone before going. Less than three minutes later... we cummed out to find them gone... along with the cars. They forgot about there own kids. FML

#8286568
102 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:28am - misc - by Abandoned (woman) - United States (California)

Today, dad dacidas to tall ma ha's taking thahola family to disnay world, avan stap-brothar's girlfriand. But not ma, bacausa ha can't ( afford ) it. FML

#8232410
175 comments

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On 02/14/2010 at 12:49am - kids - by disneyworld (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I messagd mah sister on Facebook chat. We always start our conversations with ( HEY SLUT ) or ( HEY WHORE ) etc. It wasn't mah sister. However, her boyfriend's mom has a great first impression of me. FML

#8200011
115 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 9:53am - misc - by Anon (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was fred from my job. Wy? Because my boss as been dating my newly divorced moter, an e didn't want family get-togeters to be "awkward." FML

#8177563
94 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 7:22pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Yesterday, someone thought it would be funny to switch the signs on the bathroom doors. Fortunately, I knew which was the men's and went on in. The startled old woman inside, however, did not. FML

#8169403
132 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 2:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, it's sixteenth birthday and mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

#8169193
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20615) - you deserved it (18344)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:24pm - misc - by RaceCar (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "tat's wat se said" after a grl in my class said, "pus a little arder" wile disecting a frog. FML

#7894652
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28758) - you deserved it (23803)

On 02/05/2010 at 12:01am - misc - by eemp - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah boyfriend informd me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infectd!! big fat FML

#7870282
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26582) - you deserved it (7323)

On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, mah mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen looool floor after a party. FML

#7848040
113 comments

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On 02/03/2010 at 3:10pm - misc - by adam - Sent from mobile version

Today, youngast son had to hava stitchas in his chin !! Ha did graat, I passad out !! FML

#7844166
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20630) - you deserved it (6808)

On 02/03/2010 at 11:02am - health - by Sherlock - Sent from mobile version

my boyfriend admitted that he'd lyk to dress me in a squirrel suit and chase me through the forest. This was the surprising result of a discussion on how to spice up our love life. FML

#7753235
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27117) - you deserved it (4322)

On 01/31/2010 at 7:24pm - love - by JK (man) - United States (California)



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