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Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5718) - you deserved it (4176)

On 11/09/2010 at 12:08pm - misc - by johnboy - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I applied for a job in an Italian restaurant. Ideally I wanted to be a hostess rather than a waitress, and I told the manager as much. His response? "No no no. Hostess no good for you. We leave that to the pretty girls." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43686) - you deserved it (3380)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:37am - work - by Ren (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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